Whether you’re the Buddy the Elf type, or a real Grinch around this time of year, we hope you enjoy this parody of The 12 Days of Christmas with a RPG twist! For the sake of space, we’re skipping to the end. Got any suggestions for some alternative verses? Let us know in the comments!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my DM gave to me:
Twelve walls of fire
Eleven racks of weapons
Ten monsters pouncing
Nine healing potions
Eight dragons to slay
Seven helpful NPCs
Six chests of treasure
Five Golden Dice!
Four combat rounds
Three short rests
Two new stat blocks
And a point of inspiration!
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